They finally got him

Space force may be low hanging fruit but the pterodactyl flies again

“It ain’t what you takin’, it’s who you takin’ from, ya feel me?”

Tres commas dreaming from across the river

I'm the master.. you're the slave.. and I say.. NO CARTOONS!

The time has come, the time has come, there can be only one Walrus mustache war monger

Why will no one play my party? No, Scott you can't play, pick your blanket up and leave

yo homes smell ya later

Sad dudes....guess they need Brian Williams to save them from fake news

Faith (suspension of critical thinking skills) through the eyes of a cheeto dusted manic

"I wish my Big Mac was warm, bigly"

SUFFOCATION. NO BREATHING. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE.

Health care and executive orders are complicated

Memo Man

Megalomania: Medicaid brought to you by Fyre fest

Life is like obstructing justice

You could be happy here, I could take care of you. I wouldn't let anybody hurt you. We could grow up together, D.T.

You know, you look like your head fell in the cheese dip back in 1957

Give me your tired, huddled....money

Big Trouble in Little Hands

"It's hard to know when I should be mad at this kneeling thing"

You know, you're too stupid to even be a good bigot! #creep

Hollywood....you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

don't give a f*** about your war... or your president.

I get older, they stay the same age...conspiracy?

Dinosaurs had their shot, (a couple thousand years ago or God’s f****** with us) and nature selected them for extinction.

Magic Mirror, on the wall, who, now, is the most tax-privileged of all?

My button is bigger and works

F**K Ajit Pai and his cable guy log jammin

Medieval madness on the world stage

Every costume party there's like fourteen guys come dressed like the Crow 'cause they wanna look hot and hook up.

Tough week to be a koopa

"Well, I've read through that Handbook For The Recently Deceased. It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual.' Epstein totally killed himself

Old world house of cards meets the new....

Coronavirus bringing out all the grifters To the yard

The justice system is getting kinda tired, maybe it could use a little foot massage

“would an ape make a human doll.....that talks?”

Alternate 2020 is about as funny as a screen door on a battleship

It was at that moment that I first realized Bolton had doubts about our relationship. And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem

Pay no attention to the chimp digging in his ass behind the curtain

“You're not with military, not mercenary - what you are? Lost tourist?”

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